
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T,SHE'S NEVER WAS..
NEW VERSIONS..
PRESSIMIST:
if you love someone,
set her free..
if she ever comes back,she's yours,
if she doesn't ,as expected,she never was..
set her free..
don't worry,she will come back.
set her free..
but,get someone to follow her..
set her free..
if she comes back,she's yours,
if she doesn't, go get her!
set her free..
don't even wait wheather she comes back,
go and hunt her down!
set her free..
if she doesn't comes back within some time,forget her..
set her free..
if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat.
m*she->free0
if(m*she==NULL)
m*she=newCShe;
POSSESSIVE:
if you love someone,
set her free??
NEVER!!
when you let her go,
she'll be out to get you..
set her free..
she WILL come back or be shot.
she WILL be yours or be shot.
set her free..
but only if chaperoned by her parents.
set her free..
in fact,all living creatures deserve to be free!!
set her free..
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13-a in the second
Amendent of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that..
set her free,
if she comes back,
i think we can charge her for re-intallation fees and but tell her
that she's also going to get an upgrade.
set her free,
she'll evolve.
set her free,
if she loves you,the probability or her coming back is high
if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
if you love someone,
set her free,
she'll be back when the cavity strikes.
set her free..
SHE'LL BE BACK!!
set her free..
if she come back, its back!
if she doesn't..who cares!!
set her free,
if she comes back, okay!
if she doesn't, how could her!
let her go,
if she comes back, dump her!
if she doesn't, make up bad stories about her..ha3
OPTIMIST:
if you love someone,set her free..
don't worry,she will come back.
SUSPICIOUS:
if you love someone,set her free..
but,get someone to follow her..
GO-GETTER:
if you love someone,set her free..
if she comes back,she's yours,
if she doesn't, go get her!
HUNTER:
if you love someone,set her free..
don't even wait wheather she comes back,
go and hunt her down!
IMPATIENT:
if you love someone,set her free..
if she doesn't comes back within some time,forget her..
PLAYFUL:
if you love someone,set her free..
if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
if(you->love(m*she))m*she->free0
if(m*she==NULL)
m*she=newCShe;
THE REAL NEW ONES
POSSESSIVE:
if you love someone,
set her free??
NEVER!!
PARANOID:
if you love someone,when you let her go,
she'll be out to get you..
FASCIST:
if you love someone,set her free..
she WILL come back or be shot.
she WILL be yours or be shot.
OLD-FASHIONED/CONSERVATIVE:
if you love someone,set her free..
but only if chaperoned by her parents.
ANIMAL-RIGHT ACTIVIST:
if you love someone,set her free..
in fact,all living creatures deserve to be free!!
LAWYER:
if you love someone,set her free..
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13-a in the second
Amendent of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that..
BILL GATES:
if you love someone,set her free,
if she comes back,
i think we can charge her for re-intallation fees and but tell her
that she's also going to get an upgrade.
BIOLOGIST:
if you love someone,set her free,
she'll evolve.
STATISTICIANS:
if you love someone,set her free,
if she loves you,the probability or her coming back is high
if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
if you love someone,
set her free,
she'll be back when the cavity strikes.
SHWARZENEGGER'S FANS:
if you love someone,set her free..
SHE'LL BE BACK!!
WEATHERMAN:
if you love some one,set her free..
if she come back, its back!
if she doesn't..who cares!!
PATHETIC:
if you love someone,set her free,
if she comes back, okay!
if she doesn't, how could her!
SORE-LOOSER:
if you love someone,let her go,
if she comes back, dump her!
if she doesn't, make up bad stories about her..ha3
AS THE CONCLUSION, THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS!!